Apparently MTV has this new show Skins in which teens are do drugs, curse, and have sex. [GASP] Now, all of the parental tv councils are pissed, claiming that actors are being forced into child porn.

Does anybody remember a little show called Degrassi?! Those kids made stroopwaffles, toked up, and drank all the time. Shit, they shot fucking Drake and made him paralyzed.

Concerned parents have their fears misplaced. I’ve assembled a list of programing for them to target instead:

• Fox News - Its not real news. You might as well watch the Onion Network. http://www.theonion.com/
• TMZ - It tricks kids into the belief that fame is about getting a Nikon D70 shoved in your crotch by a 40 year old balding man
• Telemundo - Pornographic.
• The Food Network - Also porngraphic.